Amish |ä-mish| plural noun. The members of a strict Mennonite sect that established major settlements in Pennsylvania, Ohio, and elsewhere in North America from 1720 onward.

Amish people are dumb and smell bad. That’s mighty ignorant and not very smart to say, however it will never come back to bite me because the Amish don’t read magazines or watch movies or even have the internet. They don’t believe in technology at all so I have rated them as the best people/culture to make fun of without worry of repercussions. I’ve often wondered why you never see gangster rappers in tabloid magazines or on TMZ. Gangsta rappers will fuck you up if you mess with them, but rich white people will just take it in the brown. They might sue you. Anyway, it’s safer to just say, “From now on, I’m only dissing the Amish.”

Words: Andrew Hardingham